me:The stove is hot? The stove is hot? You have the entire English language, with its vast spectrum of adjectives to describe the stove and you settle for "hot"? You have done it a great disservice. The stove is far beyond beautiful. The stove is enamoring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing, and radiant. It's a stunner- it'll take your breath away before you have a chance to introduce yourself. It's eyes, constantly shine with joy, even in the midst of pain or sadness. It's a fireball that I can barely handle, but I can tell you wouldn't stand a chance. It has a mind that could tear yours to shreds, considering the one word you chose to describe it with is "hot". Don't ever degrade my stove like that again.
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